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What is the joke I made?
I made a joke and I had a good laugh at him, could you rate on a scale 1-10, 10 being great? A policeman shoots a man to go twice the speed limit. The man told police: "I'm going on a ticket, driving Fast is a crime. "He said," Well, I took two paths. I could go twice as fast! "
Innovative, shows potential, I give an 8. "It 0kay, I was using two-way," o "In fact, I thought that if you use two ways …" all in writing, "Take", said: "I know I'm wrong, but" all "using" says "Are you sure I think I'm right, but perhaps "Go on, you could be significant.
John Liebman, “Speeding Ticket”
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