How to Fight a Speeding Ticket

And there I was enjoying my day, sun shining high, wind in my face, rag top down… The roar of my Hemi singing along with “Highway to Hell” when our song is suddenly interrupted by the worst song ever! “Dun… dunt… dun…dunt… dunadanaduna…” Oh wait that was the Jaws theme song, my bad! I meant, “Weeoo, weeoo, weeoo…” Of course this would not be the first time I have heard the siren sing me a tune that sounds a lot like a thousand bucks!

Too bad you can’t site a cop for disrupting the peace! Anyways, so the cop walks up to your car, you roll down your window and he/she asks you the most obvious question. “Do you know why I pulled you over?” My first thought is always “doyee, I was speeding,” but you don’t want to say that, trust me. I did that once and the cop did not laugh.

I love to drive what can I say? When my wife is mad I get out of her way. Into my car as fast as I can. I drive away a happy man! But this usually ends up with a traffic ticket. I have no defense against my wife, but I know how to fight a speeding ticket. This is a trait I had to learn because I am more afraid of her than I am of the judge.

Now here you are, looking for information on fighting speeding tickets. The internet is littered with garbage that will more then likely only waste your time. I am a seasoned professional when it comes to traffic tickets. I average at least a few of them a year and you can probably guess why. When it comes to fighting speeding tickets, I have now become the how to speeding ticket guy.

My buddies seem to think I get lucky, but this is not true. See, they don’t know I can read and have in my possession the guide to contesting speeding tickets. I cannot rely on luck to reduce my traffic tickets. The most important rule when it comes to contesting speeding tickets is to keep your mouth shut. They don’t call me the “how to speeding ticket” guy for nothing. Oh, same rules apply when it comes to contesting your wife!

This is the title I earned fair and square but don’t tell my buddies that I got some help from a little book I found on the internet. In court not every judge is a man so the angry wife defense doesn’t always work. Actually it never works but at least I know I can win when fighting speeding tickets because for whatever reason I never win when contending with my wife.

Plus my wife said that if our insurance premium went up anymore she would sell my Charger SRT-8. I cannot let this happen. I would not be here today telling you about this book I got if it did not work. Honestly I think I was born with a lead foot, and I am not likely to change my driving habits, but I did change my defense. It’s your turn to throw the book at the judge.

With all the money I have been saving, I bought my wife a diamond ring and now she thinks I am sensitive, my buddies think I am The Man, and I don’t have to worry about the judge…I mean my wife making me sell my car. It is like the speeding ticket how to drive threw manual where I have everything I need to know about beating speeding tickets. From what to wear and what to say, to what defense will work best or having the ticket adjudicated before you even make it to the court room. Though I strongly recommend not using the adjudicated defense on your wife!

I wouldn’t let speeding tickets slow you down. Ha, ha! Sorry I couldn’t resist.

Now, let’s do some math. After you get convicted, those points will stay on your driving record for three years. On average points for speeding will add to your insurance $350 yearly, because it is a “moving” violation so a minimum of 2 points: This gives us a total of $1050. Add to this the $150 minimum fine and court fees. This gives you a

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