Speeding Ticket Jokes

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Best way out of a ticket for speeding?

No matter how long I have had in excess of speed (3 in 12 years of driving), I still have a warning that I have heard others talk. I recently was clocked at more than 15 down a large semi-Hill curves in the New Year's Day. Just do not apply the brakes. I thought it would have reached a warning (the 1st day of New Year sober, dry, almost no traffic, down the hill, white (not intended as a joke), clean driving record and cooperation. Sports car is the only drawback I can think of. Someone a good story or have any suggestions??

Go before the judge in court, 9 times out of ten, he (or she) get away, but the wave points and still pay the fine. I did last year, its better than the points on your driving record and auto insurance premiums rising ……………( safe to say the judge's record is impeccable)

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